You may need a new psychic if.....
YOU MAY NEED A NEW PSYCHIC IF...
* He keeps shaking his black crystal ball and says, "try again later."
* Looks suspiciously like that guy who fixed your car last week.
* His idea of an "out of body experience" involves whipped cream and women's clothing.
* His spoon bending requires two pairs of pliers.
* Sign in window: "Enter at your own risk”
* During card-reading, asks if you want to "stick" or "twist."
* Insists that your astrological sign is "The Armadillo."
* Psychics Magazine rates her just below fortune cookies, just above your mum.
* Shakes her crystal ball, then predicts a large snowstorm.
Yes I know some of them are old one's but they still make me smile
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9 comments:
Old, new or re-used for some..still brand spanking new to me and worth the little smile and giggle they produced :)
Hi Morgan, and welcome, just found them again this morning :)
Great Belly Laugh had here!
Do you mind if I "pinch" it for my blog?
Hi melissa, you go ahead and use what you want from it :)
Hi Peter, I think I needed this - this is funny and you made me laugh. Thanks for sharing, never heard of these. I like the one with bending spoon with sets of pliers, lol. Anna :)
Oh very good.... Why didn't I think it......
I love it ....
AC
Hi anna, yes in my day someone bending metal with pliers was called a blacksmith lol.
Hi Aussiecynic and welcome, thankyou for your comments :)
They're all hilarious, but my favorite is this one:
His spoon bending requires two pairs of pliers.
LOL!
Hi Roswilla, seems that one is quite popular amongst our readers :)
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